Asia took a two hour psyche test today. We’re trying to sneak her into kindergarten a year early. It’s not like she’s a genius or anything, it’s just that she’d be bored with another year of preschool and another year of playing with me – especially since I refuse to play dolls with her. I hate Barbie and all her skanky friends.
Yesterday we rode bikes. I have an attachment on my bike that allows Asia to “help” peddle (but she doesn’t). The hills were merciless. After an hour, I arrived home – humbled and broken. Amazingly, I can still walk today.
On Friday I went Luchador bowling (I’m on the far right):
