Earlier in the week I got inspired to study for my Math exam. (This Saturday at 7:00 am…yikes!) It’s amazing how much useless Math you can forget in 3 1/2 years. Of the 40 questions on the practice test, I forgot how to do 10 of them, leaving me with a sucky 75%. In true slacker fashion, I looked online to see what the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania required as a minimum score. Lo and behold, a 136/200 would make me an ordained Pennsylvania High School Maff teacher. Hahahahahaha, a 68%, a “D”. Shizz brotha, I can score a “D” any old time in anything! Needless to say, I put down the Math book, and wasted my time elsewhere!
I once took an “Education” class in which the grading scale was 0-69 F, 70-75 C, 76-100 A. No D’s, no B’s. Guess what I scored? A 76, an “A”. Bill Ayers was the professor, no lie. Though his mouth moved, I recall hearing little. (Punk) Band practice would end 2 minutes before class started. Here’s the kind of crap we were playing/recording. That’s me on guitar. Don’t judge, it was 1991.