Well, there goes another weekend. Here’s what I have to show for my efforts:
- I taught Zach how to play Texas hold ’em. The old lady wanted in on the action, so the three of us gambled the night away. Zach won.
- I ate vegan sausages. It’s not a product I can endorse, worse perhaps than turkey bacon. How does one make turkey bacon taste less awful? Cook it in bacon grease.
- I attended my first dance. Ever. Check out my date: