- I lost my temper today. I was repeating French gibberish while washing dishes and listening to my language CDs. Those CDs foul my mood. A plastic mixing bowl tried to get funny by repeatedly falling off the clean rack into the dirty muck. After three falls I grabbed the bowl and slammed it down. Not to be outdone, the bowl jumped into the air and landed on my head. So there’s that.
- Utility pole climber. Add that to a growing list of viable career options for Asia.
- Yesterday I took the kids roller skating. Weak pop music sounds totally badass in a roller rink.
- I booked the Paris flights and apartment. See, I’m not all talk.