Today Asia was telling me about a game she made up called “Good girl and the mean janitor”.  She says she used to play it with her friend Lydia.  “Lydia always tries to get away from the mean janitor and go to Candyland, but she never makes it.  She usually ends up in Smallville.  You never want to be in Smallville because in Smallville you can get smushed by the mean janitor’s broom.”  Grasping for a point of reference, I asked, “Do you have a mean janitor at your school?”.  “No”, she replied, “Just a man named Tom that everyone calls Bob”.

So there’s that.