Diet orange Faygo gives me the bad man blues

 Orange bins full of empty, bad beverages

Orange bins full of empty, bad beverages

Every day, amid the splendor of fall’s magnificent colors, my fancy dog and I stroll the rolling hills of West View, Pennsylvania.  My favorite day of the walk-week is Monday, because Monday is recycling day.  That is, I get to see what my fellow citizens have been drinking.  While I strive to live a life free of judgment toward my brethren, recycle bins overflowing with empty cans of Diet Orange Faygo and Natty Ice expose the supercilious wickedness hidden deep within my soul.

Asia "don't call me Amélie" Neill and her new doo

Asia "don't call me Amélie" Neill and her new doo

In other “news”, Asia has a new doo, and has taken up the trumpet.  Her venerable songwriting skills have been on display of late, as she recently penned several future hits: “We’re the gangstas, the preppy gangstas” and “I got the bad man blues”.

Asia "Don't call me Louis Armstrong" Neill playing her trumpet

Asia "Don't call me Louis Armstrong" Neill playing her trumpet

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  1. We don’t have much fall color yet, but I imagine it will come soon. We’re supposed to get much cooler weather in the next few days, so it will happen after that. How is your heating renovation doing? You’re going to need it soon.

    oldmanneill Reply:

    The heat is back on…finished it early in the week…but tomorrow it goes off again as I re-route all the plumbing in the house. Hopefully this shouldn’t take more than a day. Living in a house with no heat is one thing, but no water is quite another. 🙂

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