Culinary quadfecta occurred yesterday when all four Neill family food critics enjoyed their meal at a restaurant. Oddly enough, each critic ordered exactly the same dish: four number #14’s – raw beef pho. For dessert, the Neill’s enjoyed a hot one and a cold one, as in:
Waitress (owner): You done?
Father critic: Sure. What’s for dessert?
Waitress (owner): We have a hot one and a cold one.
Father critic: Then I will take one hot one and one cold one.