California, oh here I come…

  1. 18 years ago, my bass player took me to a VIP room in some bar.  The mission was to pick up an effects pedal or something from someone.  Unsure of the ways of the world, I sat for 5 minutes, observing the goings-on.  The room hosted 10 zombie-like blank-faced patrons.  Never before had I witnessed such boring people.  Exiting the bar, I shared my observations with Mr. Bass.  “Most people are like that”, he replied, “They’re incredibly boring until you’re had a few drinks.  A few drinks loosens everyone up.”  Suddenly, the world of alcohol made a lot more sense.
  2. As you may be aware, I have big plans.  One plan is to take my kids for a drive around the United States of America in a van while listening to countless episodes of This American Life.  In preparation, I’ve downloaded all 405 episodes.  Every day I listen to archives, sorting the wheat from the chaff.  Last week, while listening to a random episode, I heard a mentally handicapped dude singing about California.  Sure it’s borderline exploitative, but I urge you to listen to the full 95 second clip.  Even if you’re at work, you’ll have a hard time not singing along with the chorus.  The dude’s total lack of inhibition is startling.  I’m pretty sure I could write equally fantastic music if I could stifle my inhibitions.  Is there a boozeless solution to this?  I’m too old to get mixed up with booze.

California, Oh here I come.mp3

Comments (7)

NoiseApril 12th, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Who’s singing backup? Oh wait, I don’t wanna know.

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oldmanneill Reply:

You are. I told you it was impossible not to sing along.

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DaveApril 13th, 2010 at 7:39 am

I love this post. Have a great drive!

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Brian NeillApril 14th, 2010 at 8:13 am

Hey, good to see you back on the blog. I enjoy your musings. We’re also fellow Neills. Us “O”-less Neills have to stick together.

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AnthonyApril 14th, 2010 at 9:21 am

There are hard drugs you doctor could prescribe for your back to also dull your inhibitions.

That, or prioritizing your creativity over your fears.

Just two suggestions off the top of my head.

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BrianApril 17th, 2010 at 1:10 am

i think if you want to write a good song you have to get into the song. you also have to go for it when you sense a tangent.

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kimApril 18th, 2010 at 4:20 pm

I hope your kids like This American Life. I love it. My kids hate almost all talking on the radio, especially if it sounds like it might be news. They like David Sedaris though. Have fun.

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