A man must eat.
Progress?
Mrs. Neill quit cooking. “I’m uninspired”, she said. “I hate this kitchen. We need a new kitchen.” Never mind that people generally ooooo and ahhh when they see our kitchen, a man’s gotta eat.
So…for the last 2 weeks I’ve been (re)moving walls, flooring, pipes, gas, and electricity. Meanwhile I am living in filth and eating less than ever. That woman will have her kitchen if it kills me. Yesterday I worked like 8 hours! EIGHT! That’s the longest I’ve worked since 1994, and dang am I tired. How DO you people work those kind of hours?
So I started taking this test and realized how full of crap these tests are…to probe your view on death they ask where you want your ashes spread to determine this? What a joke as I would say I don’t care cause I’m dead which they would assume I probably am not spiritual but quite the contrary as I know enough about life after death to comfortably say I don’t care where my stupid ashes go cuz I’ve finally left this terrible selfish place and the place I am while everyone is arguing over my own dead ashes is ironically entirely without self! So I refuse for take a stupid test to tell me what I already know and that my name should be something like Dingle Berry.
Discipline
Hilarious as usual…I love how when women loose motivation than men need to become more motivated to deal with the vacuum of community effort. This is typically brought about by her feeling that she is in some way being cheated in so many ways that there isn’t enough wood on the earth to print all the possibilities.
I always appreciate the old image of chivalry that comes to mind when a woman drops her handkerchief as men fumble to catch it…expectations never change…just the fact that I’m not one of those suckers anymore but rather find humor in their tenacity as I observe them unmoved, still sipping my drink at the bar…
Looks like a lot of work John but it’s better than taking it in the @#$ by paying a contractor…when you’re done there I’ve got some shit for you to do over here…
…yeah 94 sucked too…
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Guess that’s what I get for referencing my FB url when sending a reply …start at Hilarious to stay relevant.
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We bin remodelin’ the haus for 16 years. The kitchen was the hardest. But now I wants it different again, granite counters and all that jazz.
We like tearing down non-supporting walls.
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