Well, there goes another weekend.  Here’s what I have to show for my efforts:

  1. I taught Zach how to play Texas hold ’em.  The old lady wanted in on the action, so the three of us gambled the night away.  Zach won.
  2. I ate vegan sausages.  It’s not a product I can endorse, worse perhaps than turkey bacon.  How does one make turkey bacon taste less awful?  Cook it in bacon grease.
  3. I attended my first dance.  Ever.  Check out my date: