Four things.

  1. I lost my temper today.  I was repeating French gibberish while washing dishes and listening to my language CDs.  Those CDs foul my mood.  A plastic mixing bowl tried to get funny by repeatedly falling off the clean rack into the dirty muck.  After three falls I grabbed the bowl and slammed it down.  Not to be outdone, the bowl jumped into the air and landed on my head.  So there’s that.
  2. Utility pole climber.  Add that to a growing list of viable career options for Asia.
  3. Yesterday I took the kids roller skating.  Weak pop music sounds totally badass in a roller rink.
  4. I booked the Paris flights and apartment.  See, I’m not all talk.