Admit it, you love a good palindrome. Three more items to keep you wondering why you continue to read this crap:
- As advertised, last Saturday I endured that silly Math Praxis exam. Thanks to everyone who wished me good luck. Oh wait, nobody did. Jerks. No matter…I’m confident that I barely passed.
- An entire isle of my local grocery store is devoted to Depends. That may be the single most damning commentary on my neighborhood. Indeed, I share the road with an army of slow moving Buicks and Oldsmobiles.
- Yesterday I saw a 4th grader flailing his arms, screaming “FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM” as he bolted from the school building. Now that’s livin’! When I revert back to childhood and join the ranks of the Dependers, I’m gonna be THAT KID.