“Sad, no Hondas”. That’s my favorite palindrome.
Admit it, you love a good palindrome. Three more items to keep you wondering why you continue to read this crap:
- As advertised, last Saturday I endured that silly Math Praxis exam. Thanks to everyone who wished me good luck. Oh wait, nobody did. Jerks. No matter…I’m confident that I barely passed.
- An entire isle of my local grocery store is devoted to Depends. That may be the single most damning commentary on my neighborhood. Indeed, I share the road with an army of slow moving Buicks and Oldsmobiles.
- Yesterday I saw a 4th grader flailing his arms, screaming “FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM” as he bolted from the school building. Now that’s livin’! When I revert back to childhood and join the ranks of the Dependers, I’m gonna be THAT KID.
1.Many of us probably wished you luck in person. Or prayed.
2.Depends take up a lot of space. Your store may have just as many units of soup, they just don’t take up an entire isle.
3.That kid’s a poser. Four-year-olds have nothing but freedom. He’ll grow up to be a hipster; consuming the subcultures developed to express the real struggles of those less privileged.
4.I nominate you to fill the void left by PittGirl’s retirement. You’ve got plenty of time to post 3000 words a day n’at.
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Brother Anthony: He said 4th grader; not four-year-old. However, your point is still valid.
Fourth-graders also have nothing but freedom. But they also (hopefully) know how to use a toilet (granted, a four-year-old should, too, but you never know).
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