Not the kind of change you’re lookin’ for.
I made a grave miscalculation. Next week I’m supposed to attend a 1968 themed party. Sew up some bell-bottoms, wear a tight tie dye peace shirt, and voila, you’re an instant idiot baby-boomer feelin groovy. But then I got it into my head that I needed some bad hippie facial hair as well – a big semicircle mustache. Back in the day I could grow a full beard in like two weeks. Well, we ain’t back in the day. I got seven days left, and my jowls are anything but full.
I’ve noticed that society has little regard for people who look homeless.
How do you get invited to all of these things? You must have like a million friends.. I have like 5.
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Is that really you? I’m afraid. Maybe you should have been an actor.
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It is scarry. I’m only proud of two things – that picture, and some curtains that I sewed for my daughter four years ago.
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LOL. Funny pic. DId you hear about Tom Brokaw’s new book? BOOM.
Here we go again.
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just ignore him. he’ll go away.
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