Yesterday I threw out all of my suits and sport coats.  Ohhhhh yeah!  I stuck it to the man!  I haven’t worn any of them in six years, and they were all grossly out of style, but it did feel like I had stuck it to some man, somewhere.

Today I started working on the house (a year and a half of procrastinating was enough).  I hate buying 8-12 foot things from Home Depot.  The picture explains why.  Can you see the steering wheel?  Yeah…it’s jammed INTO MY FACE.  A 6’6″ man shouldn’t be put into such compromised positions.  I’m too delicate for all this hard labor.  Perhaps I’ll buy a suit and find a nice desk job.

A tight fit.