She look like a Goat mixed with some Shut Yo Mouth

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This entry was posted on Saturday, September 08, 2007 11:21 PM and is filed under How I got this way.

My dad has an "interesting" hobby.  He buys (and then reads) "discard" books from the library for $.25 each.  Good Lord, the man has been at this for years.  The authors are from bygone eras, ignored for decades.  Dad's toying with selling his house, but I dunno how he'll dispose of the 50,000 or so titles rotting in the attic.  It's not like there's a strong market for reject library books.

Yesterday I was at the dollar store. ***eyes roll*** They were selling CD's from bygone eras, ignored for years, for 10 cents each.  Gracious.  I bought two discs, including this one.  What can I say?  The price was right.  I expected to hear the world's worst music, but it wasn't half bad.  The dollar store had better cut out this foolishness, because there is no way that I can stop myself from buying a $.10 CD.  Know what I don't need?  50,000 reject CD's rotting in my attic.

Here's something random...I was waiting in the waiting room, and a guy comes in whistling "Eye of the Tiger" louder than I ever heard someone whistle.  By the time he broke into the chorus, I swear I could see Rocky Balboa boxing in a blaze of glory.

Even more random...Looking through Facebook pages of my ex-students, I stumbled upon the following sentence:  "That diamond UGLY AS HELL in this picture, I mean DAMN. She look like a Goat mixed with some Shut Yo Mouth."  I'm dying to use this in a conversation, but I'm gonna wait until I figure out what it means.

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    • Sunday, September 09, 2007 7:44 AM Colleen wrote:
      I have to tell you, when I read the header I went searching for a picture... I thought "OMG, what can that possibly look like!" Then I was disappointed that there was no picture. BUT of course that changed once I read your entry! I LOVE your entries... specially when I just woke up, cup full of great coffee & the knowledge that your entry is going to make me either laugh, cheer me up OR just teach me something new!!
      Good Job
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    • Sunday, September 09, 2007 9:55 AM Saadia wrote:
      I'm going to use "she looks like a goat mixed with some shut yo mouth" at Sunday School!!! Thanks for the best laugh of the day so far!!!
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    • Sunday, September 09, 2007 12:59 PM amy wrote:
      I love how the "worthy" items so quickly turn into "unworthy" items. Records? Cds? Vhs tapes? Dvds are on the out and out soon; everything is files on disks; computers, ipods, phones.

      I am glad I don't have an attic. Aw shit, I have a basement.

      That statement has some possibility for sure! You'll have to let us know when you use it!! Hahahaha!
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    • Sunday, September 09, 2007 5:30 PM Saadia wrote:
      This is how I used it: "Sometimes being too pious can make you ugly. I mean, I don't really want to look like a goat mixed with some shut yo mouth!!!" (Said at Sunday School. It did not go over well)
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    • Tuesday, September 11, 2007 3:12 PM Monie wrote:
      I have not stopped laughing YET at that! LMAO!!!!
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