Greenback!
This entry was posted on Saturday, August 25, 2007 9:28 PM and is filed under Family,Travels.
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Zach and Asia go off-roading |
And so the vacation continued...next stop: My sister's house in the Smokey Mountains. Greenback, Tennessee to be exact. The Smokeys were a few minutes down the street, but as always, I was too lazy to see what the fuss was all about. Besides, my sister had a pool, horses, AND a trampoline. Really now, what more could I have wanted? Well, my nephews weren't satisfied...they were missing their dumb white trash "bags" game that they had left in Chicago. So they built themselves a new set. I don't know whether they lacked proper materials or sobriety, but what they manufactured was the saddest thing I have ever laid eyes upon, perhaps sadder than Li'l Brudder. It was much too "special" to be called "bags", so we referred to our new game as "wags".
A week in Tennessee did strange things to me. Swap that snooty Rouge beer for a Budweiser, and the transformation would have been complete. Thankfully the family and I hit the road before my beer tastes got addled. Next up: Austin, TX.
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An unholy transformation |
