Asia took a two hour psyche test today.  We’re trying to sneak her into kindergarten a year early.  It’s not like she’s a genius or anything, it’s just that she’d be bored with another year of preschool and another year of playing with me – especially since I refuse to play dolls with her.  I hate Barbie and all her skanky friends.

Yesterday we rode bikes.  I have an attachment on my bike that allows Asia to “help” peddle (but she doesn’t).  The hills were merciless.  After an hour, I arrived home – humbled and broken.  Amazingly, I can still walk today.

On Friday I went Luchador bowling (I’m on the far right):