Last night I ate a Primanti Brothers sandwich. Despite their toxicity, they’re tasty lardwiches. Not surprisingly, this morning my innards woke up angry – a cross between gout, and a bad case of the AIDS.
My kids took advantage of the spring-like weather by hosting a neighborhood game (in my backyard) of “let’s throw crap at each other”. Afterward, I organized a clean up, but the kids were more interested in digging up the yard. It’s not like they could make the yard look much worse.
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The aftermath |
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The after-aftermath |