In Zach's kindergarten class, "Sammy Stoplight" tracks each kid's behavior.  Green is bad (a happy warning).  Yellow is badder.  Red is baddest.  Thankfully Zach got on green yesterday.  I had promised him 20 bucks if he went the whole month without any colors on his "behavior chart".

Even dumber: 
I never test-drive cars that I can't afford.  I don't need seeds of discontent sown into my soul.  I've never ridden a motorcycle in my life.  If I did, I would buy one IMMEDIATELY, and be dead within a week.  I'm aware of how I'm wired, and I go to great lengths to protect me from myself.  But who will protect me from Comcast?  They screwed me.  After several weeks of watching TV in high definition, "regular" TV is near unwatchable.  I can't go back.  Problem is, the dopes at Comcast have a measly 6 HD channels.  Sucky!  My advice to "regular" TV watchers:  Put off buying an HD TV.

James Brown - How do you stop?