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This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:50 PM and is filed under Big plans and minor setbacks.

Flawed

The "bedroom project" has come to an end.  I'll post a full battery of pics after I finish tweaking everything.  The pic above is a small fraction of the project.  It illustrates a severe design flaw.  Seriously, what was I thinking?...there is 50 FIFTY! feet of bookshelves in my bedroom, leaving 15 feet of empty shelves.  It's going to cost me a sick amount of time and money to fill those 15 feet.  Used books are about $5 an inch.  $5 X 12 X 15 = $900.  That's more than I spent on the maple and birch to build the damn shelves.  I'm at least 200 books short.  If it takes me 15 hours to read a book, then I'm in for 3000 hours of reading.  Clearly I'm fucked.

So...read any good books lately?  I'm open for business.  No non-fiction.  As horrible as it sounds, I haven't had much luck with (modern) woman authors.  I cringe saying that, because I'm well aware of the hate mail I'm going to get.  Whatever.  Here are some random favorites:

A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
Midaq Alley - Naguib Mahfouz
The Sweep of the Second Hand - Dean Monti
A Fan's Notes - Frederick Exley
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
The Idiot - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Beginning of Sorrows - David Martin
Revere Beach Boulevard - Roland Merullo
The Story of the Stone Vol. 1 (vol.2-5 was stupid) - Cao Xueqin
3 Musketeers/Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
Oblomov - Ivan Aleksandrovich Goncharov
The Sparrow - Mary Doria Russell
Shardik - Richard Adams

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    • Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:37 PM Liam Neff wrote:
      well, i don't know if it correlates much with your list, but here's what i've enjoyed recently:

      Dead Souls / The Overcoat by Nikolai Gogol
      Dreamtigers by Jorge Luis Borges
      The Long Way by Bernard Moitessier (technically non-fiction, but non-fiction in the sense that it's the real marine log/narrative of the first person to sail all around the world on his own, so, completely fucking boss)
      One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

      hope that helps and good luck with your Plans

      roll out
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      1. Wednesday, February 14, 2007 3:40 AM Old Man Neill wrote:
        Without a doubt, Dead Souls is the greatest half of a book ever written.  I think I've read One Hundred Years of Solitude, and it's on my shelf.  I'll have to check.  That's the best part of getting old and crusty.  At some point I can just reread everything, and it will be like reading it for the first time.  I'll check out the other titles...
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    • Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:20 AM Noise wrote:
      Congrats on a job well done!

      Do you know about the three HalfPriceBooks locations in the Pittsburgh area? www.halfpricebooks.com ... also, a lot of the local thrift stores have old books in them, and local libraries often hold used book sales in the warmer months.

      Personally, I mostly read Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk and Douglas Coupland. Haruki Murakami is another favorite.
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      1. Wednesday, February 14, 2007 3:32 AM Old Man Neill wrote:
        There is a half price books near my house.  I love that place.  I forgot about thrift stores...they're usually a lot cheaper.

        I should read KV's lesser famous books.  I loved his more "popular" ones.  Haven't read CP or DC - I'll check them out.  I read one of HM's...I'll check out his others.
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    • Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:22 AM aerieofgrace wrote:
      you are too funny. Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land was the most recent fiction I've read. And I had Princess Bride recommended to me recently. Also, Wizard of Oz. I loved John Varley's first book, the one before Wizard. Can't remember the title. I love adventure books with girl characters. If you want some of those titles, I'll have to go check my bookshelf . You might want them for your daughter if nothing else. And, Hardy's Return of the Native. God, I love that book. And whatever Jane Austen book the movie Clueless is based on
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      1. Wednesday, February 14, 2007 3:24 AM Old Man Neill wrote:
        Hardy is one of my favorites.  I think I've read everything of his in print.  He makes me depressed for about two weeks though.

        CLUELESS IS BASED ON A JANE AUSTEN BOOK????  Really?  Is this common knowledge?  Which one? 
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    • Wednesday, February 14, 2007 6:55 PM Colleen wrote:
      Yup, your F**ked, that's alot of books! Sorry i'm no help in this kind of situation. I'm not a big fan of reading. They look sharp though. Great Job!!
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    • Friday, February 16, 2007 4:38 PM MadelineAwesome wrote:
      so i'm aware that she's a modern woman author, but Barbara Kingsolver's The Poisenwood Bible is a really good book. I took it upon myself as like a 4th grader to read this book and i carried it around while i was on vacation, and this guy started talking to my family about the bible and stuff because he thought i was a superchristian carrying around my bible.
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    • Friday, February 16, 2007 8:46 PM Hoff wrote:
      I can't stan the new chick movement of disjointed storys although i read a ton of non-fiction. Some of the best:
      Jesus' Son--Denis Johnson
      Going After Cacciato--Tim O'Brien
      The Known World--Edward Jones
      Drown--Junot Diaz
      Middlesex--Jeffery Eugenides
      The Amazing Adventures...--Michael Chabon
      The Plot Against...--Philip Roth
      No Country For Old Men--Cormac McCarthy
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    • Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:26 AM Noise wrote:
      I should mention that one of my clients, a Pittsburgh-area IT professional, wrote a novel about surviving corporate America. You can read it for free at http://www.sparkson.com
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    • Tuesday, March 06, 2007 7:18 PM Sarah Marshall wrote:
      OMN - Thanks for the comment on my blog! I was noticing that you have read "The Story of the Stone." Can you tell me what its about?

      The opera company I work for is presenting the world premiere of an opera based on that story, and as the marketing director, I have to tell the Pittsburgh arts going public what the opera is about.

      Keep reading!
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    • Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:27 AM Dean Monti wrote:
      I found you on a random search (of myself)and was flattered to find my book listed as a favorite among so many distinguished authors. Even more fun, I could see my book there on the bookshelf, just about 4 to the left of Exley's book, which is also one of my favorites. Keep reading, and thanks again for keeping me stocked on your shelf. DM
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