What not to wear
Elise is on a business trip, so I’m playing Mr. Mom. Oh wait, that’s already my job. She’s been gone 12 hours, and the house is already in a state of shock and awe. Not loud to begin with, my “put that away after you’re finished with it” inner voice has completely shut off.
Zach had a dentist appointment, so I picked him up early from school. The office lady gave me a funny look. So did a parent. I come off as a snob, so I’m used to people giving me a “oh you think you’re better than us” look. But that wasn’t the look. It was more of a “now WHAT kind of white trash do we got here?” look. Whatever. But then… At some point I happened to look down. Lord have mercy. I kept my jacket zipped real high at the dentist. See for yourself:
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I hate when I’m wearing something bummy and comfortable that *feels* like it looks fine, and then I get home and think “oh my God…did I go out wearing this?”
Btw,what does your wife do?If you don’t mind my asking.Whatever it is, it sounds like its a pretty sweet setup.
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I have no idea what she does. She sits in her office (the sunroom) and yells at people on the phone while IMing people, while rewriting some computer code, while doing a suduko. Whatever it is, it pays well.
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Classic! I hate when that happens and I end up going out looking like I slept in my car the night before, but I feel comfy and think I look ok. I’ll be doing another “not a good look” post in the near future, I may have to add that pic! *kidding*
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Hi there. Just popped over from my Xanga site where I found your footprints; and you’re right, it was worth the click. Love the look, I’m thinking I may look like something the cat dragged in myself here in a bit since I just got back from my own business trip less than 12 hours ago. Sigh. How do you like the Mr. Mom thing? My husband doesn’t travel like I do; but he’s definitely not Mr. Mom either. I think he could do physical harm to some of the suburbanite Stepford wives around here. Could be fun to watch, though.
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hey neill, is your wife of the monied class? is that how you get to stay home all the time and dress in sweatsuits?
does she have a rich sister or rich friends that are interested in a younger male (myself) to stay at home all day while she wins the bread, so-to-speak?
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she’s got a sister who just finished med school. which picture should i send her? the one on the left, or the one on the right?

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some of us odd folk in this town are itchin’ to make a buck and here you are sittin’ on your ass lookin’ pretty.Oh!and by the way, you’re very sexy. ciao baby
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Traced you from Xanga. What are you talking about? You look totally hawt in that photo. It says, “frustated artist who doesn’t care,” – major babe magnet and clavicles are *so* in now. Mancleavage.
Fantastic blog you have here!
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