Elise is on a business trip, so I’m playing Mr. Mom. Oh wait, that’s already my job. She’s been gone 12 hours, and the house is already in a state of shock and awe. Not loud to begin with, my “put that away after you’re finished with it” inner voice has completely shut off.
Zach had a dentist appointment, so I picked him up early from school. The office lady gave me a funny look. So did a parent. I come off as a snob, so I’m used to people giving me a “oh you think you’re better than us” look. But that wasn’t the look. It was more of a “now WHAT kind of white trash do we got here?” look. Whatever. But then… At some point I happened to look down. Lord have mercy. I kept my jacket zipped real high at the dentist. See for yourself:
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Not a good look |