Tonight I attended Zach’s Christmas sing-a-long.  The highlight?  An overserved dad.  He made animal noises, cheered, heckled, and whooped like he was watching a honky-tonk bar-band.  For the first time in my life I got to sit back, and enjoy watching a social collapse.  The dude had people squirming.  But it wasn’t my problem!  When I used to be a teacher, I was forced to crush bad social behavior.  These days, I’m just a dad.