A building near Juarez…

Asia colored today. The instructions had her color the squares blue, the triangles red, and the rectangles green. Easy. Any three year old can do that. But…

At Benito Juarez High School, I gave my class an assignment: Explain, in English, the difference between a rectangle and a square. They excelled at one thing: copying. Each kid submitted the identical mangled sentence: A square has four sides, yet a rectangle has but three. Lordy.

Either: 1) I was the worst student teacher ever. OR 2) Those were the dumbest kids ever.  So there’s that.