Corn, revisited
This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 7:16 PM and is filed under Family.

I picked the ear of corn. (See "Oh crap, I got a Mr. Wallace yard" entry). That corn was messed up. Maybe there's radiation on my property. Look at the picture. There were 12 kernels on the cob. 12! Zach and I stared at it in wonder. Then Zach, who eats virtually nothing, especially not corn, started eating the retarded kernels raw. I stared at HIM in wonder. Maybe he was being affected by the radiation. With a sick smile, he ravaged that corn like it was candy. What the bogus???? I had to try a "bite". So I ate a kernel. Bleeeeeech. It tasted like...I don't know, bad.
